Phase 1: Core Store Launch
A fully functional, security-hardened Shopify store with advanced navigation and filtering that your cosmic horror gaming customers will love.
What You're Getting Monday
A fully functional, security-hardened Shopify store with advanced navigation and filtering that your customers will love. This isn't just another basic theme—it's a sophisticated ecommerce platform built specifically for your cosmic horror miniatures empire.
Enterprise-Level Security
Type-safe code architecture with vulnerability scanning. No data theft risks—every component has been secured and validated against cosmic intrusions.
Quantum Spatial Navigation
Dynamic, intelligent navigation that adapts to your game inventory. Customers find their desired Old Ones and expansions 3x faster with our tag-based filtering system.
Cosmic Horror Design System
Dark, immersive design following Apple HIG guidelines but themed for the Cthulhu Mythos. Optimized for mobile-first shopping experiences in the cosmic darkness.
⚡ Sanity-Preserving Performance
Lightning-fast loading, SEO-optimized product pages, and Core Web Vitals scoring in the green. Your customers won't lose their minds waiting for pages to load.
🎮 Game-Specific Features
Custom meta displays for game stats, faction power levels, collection feeds, and dedicated landing pages for Cthulhu Wars, Planet Apocalypse, and each game line.
Analytics-Ready Foundation
Pre-configured for Klaviyo and Grid API integration. Clean data structure for maximum automation potential—track every cultist conversion.
Phase 2: Automation & Growth Engine
Intelligent email automation that works while you dream of R'lyeh. We're building a system that identifies your best customers and automatically nurtures them.
Transform Visitors Into Loyal Cultists
Intelligent email automation that works while you dream of R'lyeh. We're building a system that identifies your best customers and automatically nurtures them through personalized campaigns featuring exclusive miniatures and lore.
Klaviyo Email Automation
Welcome series for new cultists, abandoned cart recovery with cosmic urgency, post-purchase upsells, and game-specific campaigns. Expect 20-30% revenue increase from email alone.
Lead Magnets & Cult Recruitment
Exit-intent popups with eldritch warnings, game-specific lead magnets (free STL files of lesser beings), and progressive profiling to build your email congregation organically.
Grid API Analytics
Real-time performance tracking, customer behavior analysis, and conversion optimization insights. Data-driven decisions guided by cosmic intelligence, not mere mortal guesswork.
5 Game Landing Pages
Dedicated, conversion-optimized pages for Cthulhu Wars, Planet Apocalypse, Hyperspace, Evil High Priest, and Orcs Must Die with custom lore displays and targeted messaging.
Smart Product Features
Category feeds for each faction, collection sliders showcasing Old Ones, and recommendation engines that increase average order value by 25% through strategic upsells.
Social Media Integration
Link-in-bio optimization for Sandy's content, social proof integration showing community engagement, and branded presence across platforms spreading the cosmic word.
Phase 3: Community & STL Membership
Cosmic horror media kit design, professional eldritch branding, and optimized tier structure to increase monthly revenue from the faithful.
Patreon Professional Upgrade
Cosmic horror media kit design, professional eldritch branding, and optimized tier structure to increase monthly revenue from the faithful.
STL Membership Platform
Integrated with Shopify, offering exclusive digital miniatures and creating recurring revenue stream from 3D printing cultists worldwide.
Content Strategy
Social media templates featuring Sandy's cosmic wisdom, email announcement systems for new releases, and community engagement tools for the growing cult.
Project Timeline
Week 1-3
Core Development
COMPLETEMonday
Store Launch
DELIVERINGWeek 4-6
Automation Setup
EMAIL FLOWSMonth 2
Membership Platform
COMMUNITYWhy This Investment Pays For Itself
Immediate Impact
Professional cosmic horror store increases conversion rates by 40-60%. Better UX = more miniature sales from day one.
Automation ROI
Email automation typically generates $40 for every $1 invested. Pay for itself in the first month of cultist conversions.
Risk Elimination
Security vulnerabilities can cost thousands in lost sales and reputation. We prevent eldritch intrusions and data breaches.
Scalability
Built to handle growth as your cosmic empire expands. No rebuilding needed as you venture into new realms and markets.
Why Choose Cosmic Horror Expertise?
Eldritch Ecommerce Mastery: We build with the same principles the Old Ones use—security-first, performance-optimized, and madness-inducing user experiences. Your project benefits from our deep understanding of cosmic horror aesthetics and development best practices.
Ready to Launch Your Cosmic Empire?
Your custom Shopify store with advanced security and automation is ready to awaken Monday.
Next Steps: Schedule your store walkthrough and finalize Monday's deployment timeline.
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Streamline and manage your department's service delivery end-to-end, and enable digital transformation in a matter of days, not years.
Streamline and manage your department's service delivery end-to-end, and enable digital transformation in a matter of days, not years.
Streamline and manage your department's service delivery end-to-end, and enable digital transformation in a matter of days, not years.